The Search for Tailsko/script

This is the script for The Search for Tailsko written and created by Travrinity and referenced toLeopoldXTailsko10120's episode: AGK meets Tailsko.

The characters in this film will be: Leopold, Harold, Leonard, Leonidas, Mary, Tailsko, Hitler, Jodl, Krebs, Keitel, Burgdorf, Fegelein, Jake, Ronald, Travrinity, Angry German Kid Generations, Atarster (Noah),LeopoldXTailsko10120 (Fabrice), Kaeru, Ronald, Sonic.exe, Darkiplier, BEN, Anti-Leopold, Dark Leopold,Fabrice's Corrupted soul, Rosemary, Timothy, Jaropolk, Milo, Vanessa, Emerald, Tom Thompson, and Felix.

The voice actors will feature: Now here's the script:
 * Leopold as himself
 * Leonidas as himself
 * Emily Mason as Tailsko, Emerald Miyamoto and herself
 * Connor Marini as Kaeru
 * Alex Park as himself
 * Noah Riegel as himself and Dark Leopold
 * Fabrice Laroche as himself
 * Traver Vincent as himself, Tom Thompson, and Leopold in some lines
 * David Near as Sonic.exe (possibly..?)
 * Markiplier as Darkiplier
 * TheDrApocalypse as BEN
 * Harold as himself and Timothy Thompson
 * Alyssa Mireles as Rosemary Prower
 * Gerald as Paul Thompson with a voice deepened by Audacity
 * BlueNewton as Milo
 * PokemonStar as Vanessa Knoxx
 * Leonard as himself and Felix Thompson.

Part 1
Jodl: Mein fuhrer, what is your next mediocre plan?

Hitler: I was informed that Leopold had a girlfriend named Tailsko, so now I'm planning to kill her to ruin Leopold's life

Jodl: Explain the plan, mein fuhrer

Hitler: The girl will be sitting at the park where we will knock her out cold and drag her to these ruins

Krebs: You better be careful when entering that place. We heard rumors of some red creature covered in flesh.

Hitler: Good. I can just shoot it with my Mauser.

Jodl: But mein fuhrer, you don't want to know what that thing can possess

Hitler: Damn it Jodl, it's just a small nimble bitch!

Jodl: This thing kills with it's own blood

Hitler: Oh come on, there's nobody on Earth who can do that act. It's bullshit. It can't control it's blood, so quit your yapping!

Jodl: ......

(The Angry German Kid Show intro)

Leopold: *wakes up* *yawns* Man, all that shooting made me tired. *gets up* *sigh* *gets dressed* Time to go downstairs.

Harold: Mornin' Leopold. There's some pancakes over there if you want.

Leopold: Thanks *serves himself breakfast on his plate* What day is it?

Harold: Sunday

Leopold: Alright

* note slips under front door*

Harold: *looks at it* Could you get that envelope right there?

Leopold: Sure *grabs note and reads it*

"Dear Leopold,

I've been describing about how perfect a man can become, and when I think of that man, I think of him as yourself. You are caring, smart, strong, attentive, and full of valor. You are always so brave enough to stand up. You never back down without a fight because you show how courageous you are. To test our love, I will be waiting for you at Friedrichsplatz.

Sincerely yours,

Tailsko"

Leopold: Father

Harold: Yeah?

Leopold: I got to get to the park

Harold: What for?

Leopold: It's complicated *leaves*

Harold: I wonder what that's all about

Leonard and Leonidas: Morning dad!

Harold: Oh hey, didn't knew you two were going to wake up

Leonard: Where's Leopold?

Harold: He went to the park to do something that I can't describe

Leonidas: Is he going on a date?

Harold: .....It could be

Leonard: That is awesome! Let's go th-

Harold: No. This is something he should do alone

Leonidas: But I want to see them kiss

Harold: Tough luck, now get your pancakes before they get cold

Leonard and Leonidas: Yeah!

(At Hitler's bunker)

Keitel: The fuhrer won't even understand this

Jodl: Yet he thinks he's the wisest person. Not even Steiner and I can't get him to snap out of it. If it wasn't for us, we wouldn't be that screwed over

Fegelein: We can leave him to die

Keitel: And you really have to bring that up. Dumb idiot

Fegelein: I heard that

Keitel: Anyway, is there anybody who can replace Hitler?

Fegelein: Yo!

Jodl: What is it? We're trying to find someone

Fegelein: Maybe I can be the fuhrer

Burgdorf: Well you better replace him. If you don't, the whole planet is fucked!

Fegelein: U mad?

Burgdorf: *drinks out of shot glass*

(At the park)

Tailsko: What is taking him so long? It's been 7 minutes and he's still not here. *sigh* Whatever, I'll jus- *chloroform rag goes onto her face*

Hitler: Heheh. This plan is so evil. I'll probably leave a note on this bench.

(When Leopold arrived at the park)

Leopold: *heavy breathing* I have finally made it. Now I should search for her. *as Leopold got to the bench* She doesn't seem to be here. ...? What's this? *reads note* Hitler...you are going to die for this. I will find you, and then, I will stab your fucking heart out!

Traver: Whoa, talk about having issues

Leopold: Huh? The hell are you doing here?

Traver: Oh I was playing with my friends when all of a sudden, you started yelling. Is there a problem?

Leopold: Hitler just kidnapped my girlfriend and I need to enter the ruins in order to rescue her.

Traver: Ugh, that nazi old geezer. He never learns these things. Mind if I go?

Leopold: Sure. You can bring the others with you too.

Traver: Sounds good. Hey everyone, let's join Leopold on some exploring to find his girlfriend!

All: Yeah, let's do this!

Part 2
(Angry German Kid intro)

Traver: Okay, so where do you think he kidnapped her?

Leopold: In the ruins of Burg Lichtenburg

Traver: Sounds like a very long journey

Jake: Guess we should get some transportation

Kaeru: We better make this quick, I do not want to be dishonored

Ronald: It's not like your family raised you with discipline

Kaeru: My people were born to be disciplined. It builds character.

Noah: Whatever, let's just stop this conversation and get to a bus

*at the bus stop*

Traver: Alright, looks like we made it. Let's get there before it's too late.

*everyone steps into the bus one at a time*

Bus driver: Where to?

Traver: Burg Lichtenburg

Bus driver: Okay then. Buckle up because this is going to be a long trip.

*at the ruins*

Hitler: Ha ha ha. Just how I pictured this. Now I'll be able to get rid of Leopold once and for all. By doing this, I shall execute his girlfriend. That way, he will have to commit suicide!

Tailsko: *struggles* You'll never get away with this you monster! My hero will arrive to kick your butt, just you wait!

Hitler: What an insolent bitch you are *slaps Tailsko's face* No one talks to me like that. Any wankstein who go against me will be diminished. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to deal with something else. *closes door*

Tailsko: *in her thoughts* (Leopold. If you're there, please help me)

*in the bus*

Bus driver: We have arrived at your right destination.

Traver: Took long enough

Kaeru: I am honored for this patience

Alex: *yawms* Nothing like a good old rest to have before kicking some ass

Traver: Here's your tip

*gets off bus*

Noah: So this is what Burg Lichtenburg looks like. I'm surprised

Ronald: I say we get there as fast as we can

Traver: Got it. Leopold and Jake, get on Leopold's keyboards, Alex, use your psychic powers to get on something, Noah, get on your hoverboard, Kaeru, use your body flicker technique, as for myself, I will just teleport, Fabrice, go inside your void, and as for you Ronald...I don't know what you can do.

Ronald: I have this foldable bike that was impossible to make. It can keep going until you stop it by letting down your foot.

Traver: Sounds good, but if you get tired, use this warp crystal to get there.

Ronald: Thanks

Traver: Kay. Let's go *divine teleport*

Alex: *focuses mind and picks up a big dirt chunk and flies on it*

Leopold: Here jake, get on it

Jake: Sure

Kaeru: Teleportation Jutsu! *disappears*

Noah: *gets on hoverboard and soars to the sky*

Ronald: Wait up guys!

*at the ruins*

Traver & Kaeru: *appears next to the entrance*

Traver: Glad you could make it

Kaeru: Eh, it wasn't that easy

Alex: *arrives and breaks the gravel* A real soldier never takes his mind off task

Noah: *arrives and jumps off* hmph, science can be very fun, but there is a theory to constructing these hand-held transportations that can make them even MORE fun: gadgets and stunts.

Leopold & Jake: *arrives and jumps off* *receives back keyboards*

Jake: That was so fun!

Leopold: It's good that you liked it

Fabrice: *dark void appears* Hello guys, good that you all could make it

Ronald: *appears next to the entrance* ah, so trippy, so trippy

Fabrice: Except for this one

Traver: Did you get tired back there?

Ronald: No, I just used it anyways

Traver: That's fine, let's go inside

*enters dungeon*

Noah: hmm...this place looks very ancient. I better write down some notes about it

Traver: Uhh, Einstein, now's not the time

Noah: Okay, I'll just do it later

Leopold: *ringtone* Hold on guys *picks up call* Hello?

Harold: *on phone* Where are you Leopold?

Leopold: Long story short, but Adolf Hitler just kidnapped my girlfriend, so now I'm at the Burg Lichtenburg ruins to rescue her.

Harold: He did what? You better make him pay for this!

Leopold: I will. See you later *hangs up*

Traver: It's good that he's not grounding you

Leopold: Ja

Alex: We better act quick because time is wast-

Kaeru: What are those?

*looks forward*

Traver: Old television sets. How did they get here? I guess Hitler must like the oldies. Although he has a bunker, *turns around* there wasn't any sign of those lit-

*static*

Traver: *looks back* The hell?

*static* *silence* *white flash*

*Sonic.exe, Darkiplier, and BEN appear* *Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories - Face it plays*

Leopold: Darkiplier

Fabrice: Sonic.exe

Traver: Ben

Sonic.exe: It's been long since we finally met. You and that fucking prophet just killed me only in your own dream. Right now, I came back from hell to deliver some pain.

BEN: *looks at himself* hmm, I guess this new form should work; work to kick your ass!

Darkiplier: Leopold. You've fought me back in episode 52. I was impressed your heart never succumbs to defeat. So today, let's see how you face off against the main villains by three famous people. Including you two: Cansin and Travrinity. You will suffer from total darkness within my hand.

Traver: Tough luck demo (hybrid word for demon and emo), even if you got backup, you'll still surely lose.

Sonic.exe: Then prove it

Darkiplier: Prove that you are all worthy *Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - L'Oscuritá dell'Ignoto plays* (I don't want to add the lines in battle, so here's the end) *Final Fantasy X - Victory Fanfare Darkiplier: I never expected this, but you're too difficult to battle with. It seems you put your heart to the challenge. Your friends always believed in you, even the ones who loved you. For now on, we will let you live, but remember this

Darkiplier, BEN, & Sonic.exe: *points* We're still going to kick your ass

Darkiplier: Farewell *fades away along with the other two*

Traver: That was a harsh war. Now then, let's continue on. *as they got to the next floor, they heard a voice* Tailsko: Help

Leopold: Tailsko? Is that you?

Tailsko: Help me! Get me out of these chains!

Leopold: Don't worry, I'll get you out of there! *pulls out Ke-nesis* *breaks through door*

Tailsko: Quickly! Release me before he comes back!

Leopold: There!

Tailsko: Thank you. Let's get out of here

Leopold: I agree *As they were getting out of the room, the whole scenery turned red* Fabrice: What the? What's happening?

Noah: Why is this place starting to turn red? *black hole appears* *Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - Dread of night* *Anti-Leopold drags Leopold inside* Traver, Jake, & Tailsko: Leopold! *in an unknown place* Leopold: Ugh. What is this? Oh my god.

Anti-Leopold: *appears right in front of him*

Leopold: Whaa! What are you doing here?

Anti-Leopold: ......

Leopold: Answer me when I'm talking!

Anti-Leopold: ...... *pulls out black keyboard*

Leopold: (This is thing is not listening. It's like it's just acting mute.) If it's a fight you want, then it's a fight you'll get! *battle start* *Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - Dread of Night*

*battle end* Anti-Leopold: *fades away*

Leopold: That will teach you a lesson. Huh? What is this presence I'm feeling? *gets consumed in darkness* No! *screams* *as Leopold woke up, he saw something right next to him* Leopold: Who are you?

Dark Leopold: Hello there original Leopold

Part 3
(Angry German Kid intro)

Leopold: What the? Where are we?

Dark Leopold: This is the Nil Realm. There is nothing in here. Not even a speck of light. It is all darkness.

Leopold: Why am I here anyways?

Dark Leopold: It's because you failed to protect the one you always loved

Leopold: Wait...are you saying-

Dark Leopold: Yes Leopold. Tailsko

Leopold: How did I fail to protect her?

Dark Leopold: You never made it on time. You were supposed to keep watch of her. Now that you got her in that mess, you will forever be lost in darkness.

Leopold: *tilts head down" No.

Dark Leopold: ?

Leopold: I always loved her. There is no way, I will, get defeated to the likes of you!

Dark Leopold: You dare defy the lord of darkness?!

Leopold: As much as I love her, I will win against you!

Dark Leopold: Hmph. Very well then. I guess I should get a bit of exercise. Now then. *opens up portal* Let's fight! *enters portal*

Leopold: *enters portal* Prepare to be owned! *battle start* *Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - L'Eminenza Oscura I*

*battle end* Leopold: Give up Dark L. My heart will never die out. So now, you must take me back to the middle earth.

Dark Leopold: Fool. You can never escape. You will forever become a pawn to the darkness! *changes forme*

Leopold: (This guy is never going to give up that easily. I guess I should fight my way through) Diiiiiiiieeeeeeeee! *battle start* *Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - L'Eminenza Oscura II*

*battle end* *Final Fantasy X - Victory Fanfare* Dark Leopold: *grunts* I have never expected such a weak mortal to have this kind of power. Very well then. If fighting for your friends is worth risking for, then so be it. Just get out of my sight.

Leopold: *starts rising* *In the castle* Tailsko: *crying*

Traver: Aw, don't be sad. We all lose our beloved. Sometimes we just have to replace them.

Fabrice: Sir, I don't think we should push it right there

Traver: I know, I'm just trying to be more-

Leopold: *rises out of hole* Argh. Could someone lend me a hand?

Tailsko: Leopold? :D Leopold! *grabs Leopold's hand* *pulls him out*

Leopold: Thanks

Tailsko: I was so worried that I couldn't see you again. But now. I'm glad you're back

Leopold: Thanks. Now let's get out of here.

Traver: Stop. Before we get out, I should give your girlfriend some weapons in case she needs to fight.

Tailsko: I have my Glock 19, so I should be good

Fabrice: No way! You got the same type I have?

Tailsko: Yep, and it can shoot up to 33 rounds

Fabrice: Mine only shoots 10

Traver: That's because you're using a Glock 37

Fabrice: *looks at gun* Well it doesn't matter anyway, it's still made by the same manufacturer.

Traver: Whatever. Anyway, here's an FN P90 rifle, Dragunov SVD Sniper Rifle, Saiga 12K shotgun, Chauchat light machine gun, and F-1 grenades.

Tailsko: Wow. This is like a lot, but thank you!

Traver: Always obliged to help. Okay team, let's roll out, and not like in those Transformer shows and movies

Part 4
Fabrice: Aw come on man

Traver: No Fab. You can't transform. You're not even a robot.

Fabrice: Then I can get Noah here to make me into a robot

Noah: FYI, I don't do body modifications

Fabrice: Oh screw you, ya shady white geek

Noah: Oh a wise guy eh? *pokes Fabrice's eyes*

Fabrice: Oh! Oh, I can't see

Traver: Noah, that's enough

Noah: He's the one who started it

Traver: So? Figure out which is which in your brain

Noah: I'm thinking about and I claim that the one responsible for this mess is me. Wait, what?

Fabrice: *laughs*

Noah: *grumbles*

Traver: So Leopold. How did it went down there?

Leopold: It was not a very good sight to look at. And I want to keep this information personal.

Traver: That's okay. So Tailsko, how exactly did you get kidnapped?

Tailsko: Oh that? Well, while I was sitting on the bench near a lake at the park, I was waiting for my boyfriend to pass by. I knew that he wouldn't make it, so I got up and then someone just knocked me out with a rag that has been dipped in alcohol. And then, I woke up and found myself with my arms and legs restrained in a dungeon. Then, at the very moment, Hitler was there. He said that he was going to kill me just so Leopold would throw his life away.

Traver: That sounds tragic

Tailsko: No shit, Sherlock

Leopold: It's a good thing I have you back

Tailsko: Aw, thank you. You know, I guess this feels like the right time to kiss.

Leopold: You are the right person for my heart

Tailsko: *smiles*

Both: *gets faces closer for a kiss*

???: *blood drips* *shoots black blood at wall*

Both: *turns around* *Bump in the Night* Fabrice's Corrupted Soul: *deep breathing*

Leopold: Shit! What the hell is that?

Fabrice: That's my inner demon soul. When it escaped out from Traver's window, it landed on this place to evolve.

Traver: Well let's not waste any time. We must stop this blasphemer before it wrecks havoc to this world.

Leopold: Better be ready Tailsko because this will be another tough fight you will be facing

Tailsko: *looks at Leopold* *nods*

Fabrice's Corrupted Soul: *roars* *battle start* *Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - L'Impeto Oscuro*

*battle end* *Final Fantasy X - Victory Fanfare* Traver: Solar Flare!

Fabrice's Corrupted Soul: *burns* *roars*

Traver: The deed has been done *as the demon combusts into ashes, black sparkles began to glitter towards Fabrice and disappears inside him* Fabrice: Whoa. What did that do to me? I feel something warm inside my heart. What was it? *box appears* *Fabrice gained the Mad form* Oh. Should have guessed

Kaeru: You must harness this kind of power before it's used in battle

Fabrice: So that means I have maintain full control over this form before going in it

Kaeru: Hai (yes)

Fabrice: We'll see how that works

Traver: Alright my crew. Now that this is over with, let's go back home.

Hitler: That there you said will be a yes to a no

All: *gasp*

Hitler: Now that you freed that two tailed wretch out of there, I have no choice but to use my broomhandle. *pulls out gun* *aims at Tailsko* *pulls trigger*

Leopold: *jumps* *in slow motion* Noooooooooooooooooooo! *gets shot at the abdomen*

Tailsko: Leopold!

Traver: Argh! You bastard. I should have done this a long time ago. Fab, let's kick this Kraut's ass.

Fabrice: Yeah, let's beat this schleu

Tailsko: No. This is my fight. I'll handle this

Traver: Thou shall do as she please

Fabrice: Same here

Tailsko: Let's do this!

Hitler: Die!

Tailsko & Hitler: *fighting hand to hand*

Tailsko: Aah!

Hitler: Ha ha ha! Fool. You can never beat the fuhrer. You are weaker than Fegelein. Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegel- *gets stabbed from behind*

Leopold: ...Hitler. This is your last day shithead! *pulls keyboard blade out of Hitler's chest*

Hitler: *coughs blood* *in his thoughts* What. But I cannot ever die. The fuhrer never dies. *dies*

Leopold: Sieg heil to your funeral

Traver: Leopold, don't ever say that.

Leopold: I only used it to-

Traver: No, just don't. I understand.

Tailsko: Leopold! *hugs Leopold's face* So glad you're still okay

Leopold: *muffled talking*

Tailsko: Huh? Oh. Sorry *pushes away from Leopold*

Leopold: I said I'm glad you're okay too

Tailsko: That's wonderful to hear!

Leopold: Now. Shall we?

Both: *stands up* *holds hands* *starts kissing*

Noah: Gross

Traver: *slaps Noah's face* Shut up, this is a very romantic scene

Alex: Every couple, should make a moment that they should never forget

Leopold & Tailsko: *stops kissing*

Tailsko: Best date ever

Leopold: Best date ever so soon *At the Thompson's residence* Rosemary: Ooooh. Where's my baby girl when I need her?

Timothy: I'm feeling very worried that we would lose her. *inhales* I hope she is okay.

Felix: What is going on here?

Rosemary: Oh Felix, there's something you should know

Felix: Yes?

Rosemary: It seems that your sister, Tailsko.

Felix: What about her?

Rosemary: She's...g- *phone rings* Rosemary: *picks up phone* Hello?

Tailsko: *on phone* Mother? Are you there?

Rosemary: *gasps* Tailsko? Is that really you?

Tailsko: Yes. I'm calling you to let you know that I'm still alive. I am also with my friends as well.

Leopold: Hello Mrs. Prower, I'm Tailsko's girlfriend and I just saved her life by a Nazi

Rosemary: Wait, you killed the fuhrer?

Leopold: Yeah!

Rosemary: *smiles* That's wonderful. He was a very evil man. Okay, may I speak to my daughter?

Leopold: Sure *hands phone to Tailsko*

Tailsko: Don't worry mom, I'll get back home as soon as possible.

Rosemary: We'll be waiting

Tailsko: Okay, goodbye

Rosemary: Bye *hangs up* Everyone, Tailsko is coming back home!

Timothy: Yeah! She's coming back!

Emerald: I knew she could survive on her own

Felix: This is the greatest moment of my life

Jarapolk:: Thank god

Tom: *light chuckle* Hypothesizing about her abilities can lead to a positive event

Vanessa: Ugh, how long will it take for her to return?

Milo: ...*smiles* *whispers* Yes

Rosemary: Alright, let's start getting to work. Tim, I want you to drive to Walmart to get the food and drinks to celebrate the party

Tim: On it

Rosemary: Jarapolk, take the kids with you to Party City to get the decorations

Jarapolk: I'll try my best

Rosemary: While you all are at it, I will tidy up this with with Mona and Adenoid's help. Do you think you all can do this?

All: Yes!

Rosemary: Then do this as fast as you can. Go! *everyone gets in the cars and leaves* Rosemary: Good. *closes door* *1 hour later* Kaeru: Watashi wa modette, kono machi ni aru koto o koei ni omoimasu (I am honored to be back in this town)

Traver: We're all honored to be back

Kaeru: You knew what I was saying?

Traver: No

Tailsko: So Traver, what makes you that powerful?

Traver: That's a personal question that I shouldn't ask

Noah: Same for me, Cansin, and Fabrice. We can't give out our secrets to any strangers

Tailsko: But I'm not a stranger. I remember you all, including Leopold.

Traver: We're just different people, that's all

Leopold: Can you tell me about your life someday?

Traver: Maybe

Fabrice: This is so cool. I can't wait to try out these new powers

Traver: We'll have to see about that. We probably need you to control it.

Fabrice: Okay then *as they arrived* Traver: Okay then, we made it to your house

Tailsko: Thank you all so much for the help

Ronald: I'm going back to my house now

Tailsko: Wait, don't you want to see my family?

Ronald: No thanks *walks home*

Kaeru: I have to agree with Ramirez. I don't want my family to be dishonored, so goodbye *walks home*

Jake: I'll join meeting your family

Fabrice: Me too

Traver: Same with my team

Noah: Uh actually, I have to go work on making a device that can help translate animals

Alex: Sorry. I got to check my D.I.S.C. computer for any hostile spies roaming around this country. Duty calls.

Both: See ya

Traver: Oh no, you're going *pulls Alex and Noah's ears*

Alex: Hey, what the hell is wrong!?

Traver: I'm very sorry, but I needed to do this. *whispers* If you do this, then I'll double your allowance to $20 per hour

Both: *looks at each other* Sounds good to me

Traver: Good

Fabrice: Don't I get a pay raise?

Traver: You'll get yours soon?

Fabrice: That's a relief

Traver: Anyways, how about you Leopold? Do you want to go?

Leopold: Yes

Tailsko: Then let's go inside *in the house* Rosemary: Shh, let's try to be quiet *door opens* All: *party horn and confetti* Welcome back!

Tailsko: *gasps* You waited for this all long! Thank you all so much for this!

Rosemary: We're glad you're happy. Oh, and I see that you brought your boyfriend and some guests with you.

Traver: It is an honor to meet you. I am Traver Vincent and this is my crew.

Alex: I am Lieutenant Alex Parker, reporting for duty. I am a telepathic soldier who can use the mind to pick up just about anything.

Noah: My name is Noah J Riegel and I am a very intelligent person who knows a lot about science and mathemetics

Tom: Whoa, you like those subjects too?

Noah: Yep, and I create many inventions of mine

Tom: Teach me about your lessons

Noah: Sure thing, but it won't be very easy

Tom: Then let's go *walks upstairs*

Timothy: Now that we're all here, I guess it's time to start this party. Milo, head upstairs to play some music.

Milo: Got it *goes upstairs in attic* Let's get it started *turns on stereo* *Nicky Romero - Toulouse* *plays*

Alex: Pretty catchy for a 2011 mix

Traver: Oh that's cool. You got a speaker on the ceiling. How much did that cost?

Timothy: Just 15 dollars

Traver: Well that is a cool price to start with- oh my god, 15 dollars? That is a very cheap price to get. Maybe someday I could get one of those.

Noah: Okay, so the population size is approximately equal to the population mean plus and minus the standard deviation equals 19.5 plus and minus 10

Tom: Good, keep going

Noah: Then the mean of a population equals m minus 1 times k minus 1 over k minus 2. And so the standard deviation equals the square root of k minus 1 times m minus 1 times m minus k plus 1 over k minus 3 times k minus 2 squared. Did you get all of that?

Tom: Yes sir

Noah: Good. Someday you'll learn to become a mathematician like me.

Tom: It will depend on how smart I will get. Thanks for teaching me

Noah: Have a good day *leaves room* Hmm. I wonder what is in that room. *enters Felix's room* Oh. There's my lost CDs. I've been looking for these. Now I can finally shape the world into a better state. *leaves room*

Traver: Alright crew, it's time to celebrate a toast of honor. By doing so, I will spawn some virgin wine for you guys.

Alex: But there's kids here

Traver: Oh don't worry, this is a virgin. There's no alcohol in it, so it's perfectly safe for all ages, except babies.

Noah: What did I miss?

Traver: Oh Noah, you came just on time. I have some wine glasses with me and I can give you some virgin wine if you want, so what would you like?

Noah: Hmm...how about a merlot?

Traver: You got it *spawns alcohol free merlot in hand* *pours into glass* Here you go

Noah: Thanks

Traver: How about you two?

Alex: Well, since this is Germany, I guess it's safe to try. I'll take a white zinfandel.

Traver: Sure thing *spawns alcohol free zinfandel in hand* *pours into glass* Here's your drink

Alex: Much appreciated, Sergeant

Fabrice: Why are you selling alcohol

Traver: This is actually virgin wine. Would you want one?

Fabrice: Uhh, yeah. I would like a moscato

Traver: Coming right up *spawns alcohol free moscato in hand* *pours into glass* There you go

Fabrice: Appreciate your business

Jake: How about me? I'd like a Chardonnay

Traver: Wise choice my friend *spawns alcohol free chardonnay in hand* *pours into glass* Here's your drink

Jake: Thank you very much

Traver: *smile* Hm. Maybe I should reward myself some of this *pours into glass*

Leopold: You giving out wine?

Traver: Virgin wine

Leopold: Oh. Hey Tailsko, check this out.

Tailsko: Yeah, you need som- *looks at bottle* Are you trying to kill us?

Traver: No, no, it's not what you think.

Tailsko: Oh I know. Your giving out virgin wine to your friends, but not even me and him.

Traver: Well I could serve you two some. Just say the word and your wish is granted. Which kind do you want?

Both: Brut! *looks at each other*

Tailsko: Oh...my...gosh. You thought of that too?

Leopold: Yeah!

Tailsko: Our relationship seems to be getting very close

Traver: Kay, here it goes *spawns alcohol free brut in hand* *pours into glasses* Make your wish

Both: Thank you *music stops* Vanessa: Ugh, you were gone for 12 hours and then you invited your friends to have an Oktoberfest.

Leopold: Well at least I don't knock on you all the time. Heh, knock. Speaking of which, those knockers of yours don't look big enough for the show.

Vanessa: You are such a mocoso!

Leopold: And what does that mean?

Vanessa: It means brat in Spanish

Leopold: I'm not that snobbish than you, ya Stripteasetänzer. That's german for stripper

Vanessa: Oh why you

Traver: Cut it out

Vanessa: And what are you going to do? You're just an ordinary church mafia who doesn't do jackshit

Traver: Silence! *uses silence spell*

Vanessa: *mumbles*

Traver: That will keep your mouth shut. Sordida ferreo canis exprimamus (Dirty bitch)

Tailsko: How long is this going to last?

Traver: For about two hours. Now then, cheers!

All: *clinks wine glasses* *drinks* *after the party* Timothy: Bye, have a good night!

Leopold: Same for you!

Tailsko: Hey Leopold!

Leopold: Yeah?

Tailsko: Thank you so much for helping me

Leopold: No worries. We all have to save each other. Bye!

Tailsko: Bye! *at Leopold's house* Harold: Where were you? We were worried sick

Leopold: It's okay dad, I needed to save someone

Harold: You could have told me this sooner

Leopold: Sorry. Maybe I can remind you next time

Harold: Exactly. Contact me in case of emergency.

Leopold: Will do

Harold: Good. Now head upstairs.

Leopold: *walks upstairs and enters bedroom* *changes to pajamas* Time for some rest *falls asleep*

THE END